The Summer When “Sushi” And “Hotdog” Burnt The Noobs

The DeFi space is notorious for copycat blockchain projects which don’t really deliver anything useful other than a quick pump and dump. Those who get in first benefit, dumping on those who come much later in the anticipation of ginormous returns. It just is not going to happen, unless you aren’t the “fool” (e.g. Greater Fool Theory). The problem is due to human nature. Many are looking at these DeFi projects as “get rich quick” schemes as they try to get in early and exit early with profits while leaving those who followed nothing.

It all started when developers followed the success of projects like Uniswap and Yearn.Finance. Since the code is open source, and there are plenty of resources available from GitHub among other places, developers can just copy and paste the code and create their own fork of the software. It has worked well in fact that we have Uniswap clones with catchy names like SushiSwap and HotDogSwap. They may sound like the next big thing in the crypto space, but that is not the case.

These copycat projects offer high yield products, that just seem out of this world. You must be in another dimension to expect 1,000,000x (1 million times) returns on a token. This reminds me of scamcoins like Bitconnect, but only more technical and neatly packaged for those who think they are on to quick gains in the crypto space. None of these tokens are sustainable if every holder ahead of you dumps and there is no further liquidity to maintain the liquidity pool. They were illiquid to begin with and have no other purpose other than speculation.

A developer who goes by the name of “Chef Nomi” has become well known for the SushiSwap token. It is another clone of Uniswap that issues its own token for Liquidity Providers to lock their digital assets. Despite its relatively short existence, it suddenly surged after August 30, 2020 with huge gains for those who hold the token. All they did was launch a new liquidity pool provider using “vampire mining” methods to siphon off tokens from Uniswap. At this point some holders were thinking things were going well, until SushiSwap dumped and Chef Nomi exited the project taking $14M (which he would later return). Later Chef Nomi apologized, stating the reason for exiting the project was more due to turning it over to the community. It was just that the way he left was not in a genuine way to assure the community that things will be all right. Actually, what does Chef Nomi care since no one should be in control of the platform. It is a decentralized protocol that no one, not even its developer should be able to control.

SushiSwap was eventually saved by Sam Bankman-Fried, head of startup Alameda Research and trading platform FTX. Perhaps SushiSwap was worth saving. If you look at the code, it was not just a clone of Uniswap. The project also added governance features for the community. At least things ended well with SushiSwap but not for the Yam project. Yam, a clone of YFI or Yearn.Finance token, became one of the hottest “Yield Farming” projects in DeFi in August 2020. Many people fell for the hype and soon many were putting their tokens to gain huge yields. However, the code was never subjected to an audit and it had a serious bug that would affect its operation. The bug has permanently affected the platform with $750,000 worth of Curve tokens locked. Perhaps this should be the DeFi example of who not to follow when launching a new project.

Following the heels of SushiSwap is another project called HotDogSwap. Once again the hype brought in a huge pump in its initial release in September 2. The token was valued at $5,000 at some point before crashing to less than $1.00. The value has since plummeted further below $1.00 as of this posting and it may not recover again, unless it has real liquidity and actual use cases. That cannot be stressed enough. Utility is what makes a token a GPT (General Purpose Technology). One of the failures of HotDogSwap is a lack of community governance that could have prevented large dumps through improvement proposal protocols (e.g. like EIP or Ethereum Improvement Proposal). Otherwise, there is no way to stop “Degenerate Farmers” who pump to push prices up and then cash in when the FOMO begins.

Perhaps the DeFi space needs to keep an eye out for regulators. With all the money being generated in this space, it will begin to catch the attention of regulators like the US SEC and tax authorities like the IRS. Compliance can be circumvented because these platforms are decentralized, but we shall see just how decentralized a platform is. If they use a form of on-ramp with fiat or digital exchanges, it could lead to requirements for users to submit personal KYC data. The use of CeFi (Centralized Finance) exchanges like Binance can provide the compliance requirements to some of these DeFi projects using a CeDeFi bridge.

Between Yam and HotDogSwap, users have lost plenty of money. These copycat projects are burning those who FOMO into the project with the expectation of high yield returns. The failed DeFi projects can serve as a cautionary tale to those who dare get into this space. These projects are digital ponzi schemes, and even much worse. With ponzi schemes you have a chance to recover your funds. With smart contracts and the blockchain, the problem is the immutability of data means there is no backdoor or master key that can unlock these funds. It is locked in the blockchain forever, thanks to reckless developers.

Keep Your Private Key To Yourself

Never ever, and that means EVER, reveal your private key to anyone. That means it is better you take it with you to the grave or lock it up with a will rather than entrust it with a third party or anyone you know. There are plenty of stories of how careless people can get with their private keys. This has led to unrecoverable funds, digital identity theft and hacked digital wallets. If you were to give your private key to someone and they lose it, your only chance of recovery would be the seed phrase generated during the key creation for your digital wallet. If you lost those seed phrases, good luck because chances are there is no other way to recover your private key.

Why is it so hard? This is probably the reason mainstream finance is turned off by cryptocurrency. Digital wallets are mostly not user friendly and there is no technical support to help users recover their funds or private keys. The apps provided for cryptocurrency are open source, and available to the public but there is no one supporting it directly. It is decentralized, so the best resources to contact are members of the community who are knowledgable about the subject. Unfortunately, not even the top tier engineers and developers of the cryptocurrency can help you recover or generate a new private key unless it is for a new digital wallet.

What many people don’t understand is that private keys were not meant to be recovered. Only one unique private key is created for a digital wallet, and that means there is no master key that can open a backdoor to help anyone recover their funds. That was by design due to the open source and decentralized nature of the blockchain. This sounds like a bank is still the best place to store your wealth because they provide full customer support. Now I am going to explain the difference between a bank and the blockchain, in the context of cryptocurrency and private keys.

Banks are highly centralized and they are pretty much in control of your wealth. No matter how much money you have deposited in a bank, policies still dictate how much you can withdraw, where you can send your money and what you can do with it. If a bank were to go bankrupt, your funds go along with it. Banks won’t voluntarily give you all their money if they are closing. You lose all your wealth in the worst case scenario. In times of financial crisis, banks can also stop withdrawals to prevent bank runs. You are mostly at the mercy of your bank when it comes to money, and they will gladly take what you deposit while giving you permission to withdraw your own money. It doesn’t really make sense, but that has been the mainstream banking system for decades now.

Compare that to cryptocurrency and the blockchain, you have financial independence. You control your own wealth through your private key, which is why it is so important not to lose it or let others access it. A private key is not even a tangible object, it is a digital code consisting of numbers that have been cryptographically generated and stored as a file. From your private key you get a public address which is created from your public key. The public key is derived from the private key to generate the public address. This is like your account number that is allowed to be exposed on the network. Funds deposited or withdrawn are recorded on the blockchain. The private key also authorizes you to send and receive funds using a digital signature. The digital wallet is basically where you store the private key. To keep the private key safe, store the file away from your computer or online drive. The best recommendation from experts is to use a hardware wallet, which is an offline device that secures private keys. That would prevent hackers from accessing it online since the only way to access it is from the device.

The lesson here is that if you want financial independence and control of your own wealth, it requires plenty of responsibility. That includes managing your private key by keeping it in a safe storage location like a hardware wallet. Make a backup, but store it wisely and not somewhere it can be accessed publicly (e.g. file sharing site). You can copy it to a thumb drive to be stored in a vault or a secure enclave in a smartphone if supported. There will be more robust solutions for key recovery systems for digital wallets, but until that time comes, users should always be alert regarding their private key. If anyone asks for your private key so they can send you funds, ignore that request. There is never any reason to reveal your private key to anyone. It is not like a driver’s license number or SS number which you do need to provide sometimes. A private key should only be known by its holder and never shared or revealed to anyone. You have the right to protect your privacy and it is secured through cryptography on a blockchain.